My younger daughter just informed me that she hasn't had real bacon in forever and she wants to make some to eat. When I reminded her that we had bacon yesterday on the turkey, she said it didn't count because being on the turkey turned it into turkey bacon and she wanted real (pork) bacon.
"So the turkey has cooties?" I asked, not thinking she'd actually agree.
Turkey cooties. Sigh. I foresee a lot of trouble handling the leftovers this year.