Wild beavers seen for first time in England in hundreds of years; government pondering whether to kill them. Wild beaver reintroduction is a project under development in Devon England. Nobody mentioned this to the beavers who somehow have gotten ahead of the bureaucrats. Everybody is amazed and entranced except for DEFRA which is studying the matter and refused to comment whether the beavers might be removed or destroyed.
You can't even parody these people anymore.