Jeff Gauch wins the Internet today

Jeff Gauch wins the internet with a comment to Charlie Martin's The End of Poverty In America, an article about the minimum wage:

We need to stop calling it minimum wage and start calling it by its True Name: minimum employable productivity.

It's an awesome formulation and apparently a unique one. Google only has it up for that particular post. Minimum employable productivity just says all that needs saying about the topic of the minimum wage.

So how many people who are unemployed fall below minimum employable productivity?